"Shoulder length hair is acceptable for a female, but not a male.
It must be off the collar when standing straight, off the top of the ears, and above the eyes.
Sideburns may not extend below the bottom of the earlobe, mustaches may not extend below the lip, or the corners of the mouth. Beards, goatees, or any hair below the mouth is not allowed.”
- FBI hair regulation
OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?
i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was